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<!-- timeoday3.js
// Spells out the time in words, gives a "meal" is served message

function number(x) {

if (x==1) return "one"; if (x==2) return "two"; if (x==3) return "three";
if (x==4) return "four"; if (x==5) return "five"; if (x==6) return "six";
if (x==7) return "seven"; if (x==8) return "eight"; if (x==9) return "nine";
if (x==10) return "ten"; if (x==11) return "eleven"; if (x==12) return "twelve";
return x; //default
}

function ishtime(h,m) {

h = number(h)
if (m<=3 || m>57) return h+" o'clock";
if (m<=7)  return "five past "+h;
if (m<=12) return "ten past "+h;
if (m<=17) return "quarter past "+h;
if (m<=23) return "twenty past "+h;
if (m<=28) return "twenty-five past "+h;
if (m<=33) return "half past "+h;
if (m<=38) return "twenty-five to "+h;
if (m<=43) return "twenty to "+h;
if (m<=48) return "quarter to "+h;
if (m<=53) return "ten to "+h;
if (m<=58) return "five to "+h;

return "h:m"; // never reached?
}

function daytime(h) {
if (!h || h>21) return " tonight";
if (h<12) return " this morning";
if (h<=17) return " this afternoon";
return " this evening"; // default
}

// Here's the mealtime code

function mealtime(h) {
if (!h || h>=21 || h<3) return " a Late Snack";
if (h<9) return " Breakfast";
if (h<12) return " Brunch";
if (h<14) return " Lunch";
if (h<17) return " Tea";
if (h<19) return " Dinner";
if (h<21) return " Dessert";
return " Lunch"; // default
}

// Write the code out

function ish(h,m) {
if (!h && !m) { // if no time supplied, use the system time
time = new Date()
h = time.getHours()
m = time.getMinutes()
}

z = daytime(h);
mt = mealtime(h);
h = h % 12 // fix to 12 hour clock

if (m>57 && time.getSeconds()>30) m++; // round seconds
if (m>60) m=0 // round up minutes
if (m>33) h++ // round up hours
if (h>12)  h = 1 // the clock turns round...
if (h==0) h = 12
return "You've arrived at "+ishtime(h,m)+z+". The Rock Eel Caf&#233; is serving" +mt+"."
}
// End -->